This cabinets 'name' is Magnum. Apparently, he means 42 Magnum. BECAUSE IT HAS FOURTY TWO GOD DAMN BUTTONS ON IT. 8 per player. A few extra for the trackball, and a whole bunch of random shit that is for god knows what. Oh, but wait. There are FOUR MORE BUTTONS on the front, like some kind of god damn cow teat. Is that for playing with your knees?

I love the astroturf control panel too. It makes me think of springtime. Or maybe vomited up shamrock shake on blacktop.

If you squint real hard, you might be able to read the name of the manufacturer of his FINE FINE TV!